there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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