Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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