i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i came on her dog
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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