I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
no, he came in my armpit
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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