We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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