She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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