If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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