so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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