Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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