you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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