He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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