Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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