I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
