the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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