I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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