Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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