I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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