I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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