My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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