Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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