we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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