that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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