I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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