I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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