just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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