i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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