Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
tell me about the eggs
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