You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
kristin has been a bad kristin
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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