Duck Duck Cougar?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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