Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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