I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My vagina just clenched in fear
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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