So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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