I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
