How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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