He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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