why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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