It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Mom said you looked used
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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