I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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