I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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