Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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