no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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