So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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