I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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