Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
so much tequila, so little girl.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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