This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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