Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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