it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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