The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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