You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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