what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
