I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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