he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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