fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ketchup is God's man juice
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
the liver wants what the liver wants
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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