turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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